Dear Diary,
Today Sircracksolot brought his girlfriend Duchessgranniepant to the gym. I literally burst out in laughter when they walked in. They are like a wannabe Kid Rock and Pam Anderson... He walks around the gym posing like a weight lifter. And she spent the whole time tanning. I wanted to belt out some Bawitdaba! I thought doing so would blow my cover so I refrained.
The one very perplexing thing about Duchessgranniepant is that unlike her boyfriend, who by the way was wearing multiple gold chains, her skivvies were extra large. She has sporting hot pink roos on which she pulled up higher than her pants. And for extra emphasis she tied the back of her shirt into a knot. I do not think Pam would do this but like I said they are wannabes. Most likely entry level wannabes.
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