It's a bird, it's a plane

Dear Diary,

Today while leisurely drinking my morning coffee, I looked out my window and saw a man walking down the street. He was carrying what looked to be a wrapped up bumper for a car. I thought it was a little odd that he was carrying this down the street into a residential neighborhood but a little home mechanics never hurts. As I continued to watch, I was perplexed about whether the man actually thought he was a person or a car. As he neared the corner, he swung wide and rounded the corner as though he was actually in the car the bumper was meant for. If he Googles for directions, I wonder if he enters "by car" or "walking"?!