Silver Flash

Dear Diary,

Today I was driving. I was driving the speed limit, stopping for pedestrians, and making full stops at stop signs. I think one could say I was being a mindful driver. So I was driving in my own lane, which was on the left side. The two lanes were merging into one when out of no where a Lincoln Continental speed by almost side swiped me! It was so close I came to almost a complete stop to avoid getting hit. I would like to add that the early to mid 70s Continentals spanned in 233.4 inches! That is an awful lot of car to get swiped by! It was like a silver torpedo. There was the front, then mid front, then driver door, more of the door, then some back, more back, and finally the rear. Said driver then went on to fail to signal, drive in two lanes, and almost rear end another car. Perhaps said driver needs to re-take the drivers exam?!