Oh the horror

Dear Diary,

I recently attended a local festival. I believe the festival focuses on music, art, and beer. By art I mean tattoos. And by beer I mean delicious. I met a group of friends for some delicious beverages and for the fabulous people watching. If you attended this festival without a tattoo or piercing, you would either left with envy or disgust. If you attended this festival without showering, you fit right in.

It goes without saying the line for the restroom inside the bar was quite long. I am not a big fan of waiting for a restroom. If I felt like waiting, I would hold my pee until I got home. Ordinarily I would use the men's restroom but at this particular venue, there was only one uni-sex bathroom to be had. So I ventured outside to find a Porta-potty. Nothing about this thrills me, except I really need to go. And our waiter just returned with my fresh beer which was from the bottom of the keg and was not completely full. So he brought me another beer of my choosing. This makes me incredibly happy. Especially when I later learn I was not charged for either beer. Must love free beer. Back to the Porta-potty.

So I am next in the very short line to use one of two portable facilities. The door slowly opens and this girl in three inch heels, fully done makeup, big hair, and an entirely too preppy outfit for this function steps out, very clearly disgusted by having to use a portable toilet and for having to touch the door to get out. She has a look of horror on her face. The door swings back to slam behind her and she's checking herself over. She's doing this as if she would be able to see the actual germs. When she's done doing this, she spots her friends and starts to walk away. I stop her to say, "You have toilet paper on your shoe." Before I can step on it, she picks up her foot and starts to remove the TP with her hands!!!! I then shriek in horror, "Well don't touch it!" I was mortified! What was worse: the fact that she was too disgusted to touch the door of the bathroom or the fact that she used her hand to remove toilet paper from her shoe which clearly attached itself to her shoe from the floor of the bathroom?