Dear Diary,
I was driving through my neighborhood yesterday. It was a beautiful sunny day. The kind of day that people appreciate because the weather has been rather rainy. The kind of day that might inspire one to wash their car and prepare it for the upcoming sunny weekend. This is an activity I am in full support of. Though I will say I was quite surprised to pass a man as he leaned back to grin with pride at his newly washed and shined raper van. You know the kind... no windows and extended in the back. It does NOT matter how clean and shiny that van is. It is still a raper van. It is still pervy. Small children should still run away in the opposite direction. This is a rule I believe this van owner missed. Apparently raper vans do not come with a manual.
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